Sh*t Sully Says

I figured out how to spell "shower." I took the "sh" from "sheep", the "ow" from "how", and the "er" from "summer."

I think it would be a good idea to make A Wrinkle In Time pop-up book. One of those big cool ones. And rocket boots.

I heard a slap. It was more like a "whi-pam."

Somebody in my class can get a good grip on their tongue and flip it over. They can twist it and make it look like a cylinder. It's hard for me to do that.

What did I aim to buy?! I might have to change my aim.

What if was illegal to step on anything white?

Hawaii makes a lot of good things out of nature... so do Indians.

You have an even number of fingers and odd number of thumbs on each hand. If you put them together, then you have an even number of fingers and thumbs.

Me-I'm going to put a laundry basket in the kitchen for all the wet stuff so we will know what needs to go in the dryer.
Sully- Unless a tiny alien comes in and it's really strong and it's really quite and it moves it and you don't hear the tiny footsteps because it's really strong.

Sully- What did the person standing next to the other person say?
Me- What?
Sully- I'm here to support you.

Bob- I think I'm going to be hard on Harrison.
Sully- Do it! And be soft and not bumpy on me.

Sully- What is comfy, has wings, and wheels, and flies?
Me- what?
Sully- A bed. I was lying about the wings and the wheels.


ba-du-dum.