STRANGELY QUIET

So I got out of the shower and the house was dark and silent. I looked for them in all the usual spots...the playroom, the pantry, my shadow...nowhere to be seen. They were in Harrison's room "sleeping". I asked why because they had only been up for an hour. Harrison said, "We are taking a nap so we wont be ill at Alvin and the Chipmunks." Good thing, too. Doesn't a giant t.v. and Twizzlers make every kid ill? Why doesn't he ever say, "We are taking a nap so we wont be ill when you take us to the grocery store and the dry cleaners?"